With Props to Fredrick du Bugger, Your Ass Master at Arms (aka J.P.M)

Hello Fellow Traveller!

Have you ever felt as if you were meant to do something MORE MEANINGFUL and IMPORTANT with your life? Do you wonder if situations, those HARDSHIPS and TRIALS, are set before us by some force? When you rub avocado on your nipples every night and wish for a large blowup doll in the form of Claire Danes, do you send that wish to that force?

Brother there are answers and ANSWERS and ANSWERS!!!!

I was as you were once, coated with avocado and wishing for my pagan goddesses to come and perm their hair in my proximity, cooking bacon on an rion and using the iron to press my pants, wearing oil cloth underwear and dying my pubic hair amarillo.

BROTHER!! I pounced to work on a togo ball too!!!

I want you to see this now. I want you to feel what I want to tell you because I want you to know what you can want by understanding what I want or you can tell me what you want so I can listen since I am your BROTHER- I know you want this- and I desire this also.

Brother, every night you can be with us.
The nights that hang from the 
sky like Salvador Dali's clocks
spinning and dripping in gooey indigo
touching our blessed we.

Here at the unitedchristianaryanfrontfortheliberationofpantiehose we feel that everyman must hate the emu that pushed him into the wordl. This is why when you join, we will issue YOU, our black breathren, a pair of hot dogs that you can stick in your ears for to sing the national anthem...

Garble de garble de dee deee!
Warble de warble wa waa waaa!
Hand me some more potatoes pleaseeee!
God has nuts the size of peas.

BROTHER, email me back for free pron of mexican whores making tortillas

• Fredrick du Bugger (AMAA)